Happy Holidays
I wrote a lab version of this a few years ago and was inspired to write one for POC. Hope you enjoy it and have a very happy holiday!
Megan
[Verse 1]
On the first day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
Five interventions required!
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
Six STL trainees.
Five interventions required!
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
Seven broken Elites,
Six STL trainees
Five interventions required!
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
Eight sensor failures,
Seven broken Elites,
Six STL trainees
Five interventions required!
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
Nine angry nurses,
Eight sensor failures,
Seven broken Elites,
Six STL trainees,
Five interventions required!
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 10]
On the 10th day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
10 broken bases,
Nine angry nurses,
Eight sensor failures,
Seven broken Elites,
Six STL trainees,
Five interventions required!
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken glucose meter.
[Verse 11]
On the 11th day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
11 I-stat errors,
10 broken bases,
Nine angry nurses,
Eight sensor failures,
Seven broken Elites,
Six STL trainees,
Five interventions required!
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
[Verse 12]
On the 12th day of Point of Care my units sent to me,
12 credit claim forms,
11 I-stat errors,
10 broken bases,
Nine angry nurses,
Eight sensor failures,
Seven broken Elites,
Six STL trainees,
Five interventions required!
Four bent ABL probes,
Three CAP surveys,
Two CYP2 tests, and
A broken accuchek.
Megan Ludwinski, B. S. MLT (ASCP)
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Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
Adil khan
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